Tuesday, 22 November 2011

Get it out

Baby had her first nappy blowout in the harness late last night.

You know what's worse than a baby pooping out of their nappy?

A baby that's saved up a 'I'm-starting-solids' poop for 36 hours that spills out of a nappy and on to their outfit and pavlik harness so that they get more poop on the harness as you take their outfit off; then you get to undo parts of the harness to rinse it then dry with a hairdryer but then the hairdryer stops so you hand dry it with toilet paper; then you work out how to do the harness up and hope you've done it right and then the baby pees on her other leg; then you get that sorted and dress her and she spews down the back of her outfit on to the back of her harness; then you get to undress and redress her again and it's past 11pm and she's overtired and potentially hungry again because she just pooped, pee'd and spewed all her food out.

That's what.

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